If you actually want to get to know someone, you need to ask the right questions. Stupid queries like "What's your favorite color?" or "Which person, living or dead, would you most like to have lunch with?" don't really get to the core of who a person is. That's why I ask people about their favorite sex position. Sure, some people get creeped out, but when someone does answer, I immediately know a TON about them. Here's my foolproof explanations of what each choice means.
Missionary Position Some consider you basic, but you don't care. You like what you like and aren't afraid to go after it. You're respectable, honest, ambitious, and appreciate classic literature. In the gym, you prefer weight-bearing exercises. You tend to go for tall guys and dress more conservatively.
Doggy Style You're very forward thinking; your eyes are always on the prize ahead of you. You have tons of friends, almost like an army of support behind you. When working out, you focus on your core to achieve balance in all aspects of your life. Multitasking is second nature to you; you can always be doing work and watching TV simultaneously.
Cowgirl Country music is your jam; you listen to it every time you go for a long run. You're the queen of cardio. You enjoy being in positions of authority and love being around people. You'd rather be loved than be feared. You know all the words to "Love on Top," but you wouldn't ever admit that. You initiate conversation more often than not.
Reverse Cowgirl
You love heavy metal music, or some other alternative genre. You enjoy cardio as well, but you prefer spinning in a dark room where you can't see anybody else. You hate being around people. You'd much rather be feared than be loved. Your favorite lyric is the opening line from Christina Aguilera's Beautiful - "Don't look at me." When someone tries to talk to you, you tend to just look the other way.
Spooning You dream of living in a cozy log cabin on a New England lake. Reading is one of your favorite pastimes. On your bookshelf are "Pride and Prejudice," "The Notebook," and "Wuthering Heights." You cry a lot at movies. You're a supportive and loyal friend. Everybody loves you. On your darkest days, a hug goes a long way.
69 You have an irrational fear of one-way streets. Your favorite backyard game growing up was tug-of-war. You brush your teeth more often than most of your friends do. You strongly identify with the Moulin Rouge quote, "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." You definitely have a tattoo or two in a naughty place (possibly of that Moulin Rouge quote).
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