6 Ways To Smell Like A Baby Prostitute

After hearing this phrase for this first time in 2004, I've been on the hunt for ways to smell like a baby prostitute. Not an actual baby prostitute. That would be weird. But I want to smell like Cady Heron did. I still dream of sitting at the table with the Plastics. Don't hate on my dreams! If you want to join me and wear pink on Wednesdays, try some of these scents to give off that coveted baby prostitute vibe.
"Coco Noir" by Chanel There are two things I know in this world. One is that Britney Spears is a God. Two is that all girls look and smell great in Chanel. This classic scent reminds us of a time when romance existed outside the likes of Tinder and Bumble. A time when men and women would meet in a smoke-filled bar while sultry jazz played in the background. The feminine mystique enticed the dapper gentlemen. Find yourself a true man with a few sprays of "Coco Noir."
"Eros Pour Femme" by Versace Refreshing notes of citrus and a floral accent make this sensuous scent perfect for the upcoming summer months. Whether you're in a romper or a bikini, this perfume will bring your summer bod to the next level. Beware though: this fragrance has been known to lure surfers out of the water and onto your towel next to you. "Guilty" by Gucci Somehow, this fragrance manages to simultaneously evoke elegance and sensuality. The girl who dons this perfume isn't afraid to let a dude know about a guilty pleasure or two. "Light Blue for Women" by Dolce & Gabbana This is for the woman who knows she's a catch, but never brags about it. She's comfortable in her skin and in her sexuality. She values a man's brain as much as she does his package. Boring boys dare not approach; this woman is anything but dull.
"Cashmere Mist Deodorant" by Donna Karan As the summer heats up, don't let a stench from your pits ruin your baby prostitute vibe. Sandalwood mixes with orchid to provide your underarms with a refreshing, even enticing scent that lasts through the day. Keep those armpits smelling chic with Donna Karan. Love this article? Share it with your friends on Facebook And Follow Us on Twitter @lifestylegist FOLLOW US ON OUR BBM CHANNEL C002A9544 FOR LATEST GIST.